The Great SPerm Race anyone?

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Wtf?

lol nicky, we cross posted the same thing !!

Great minds, AF!

here we all are !!

pmsl

Lol at all the cross posts! I'm watching too.

its amazing really how anyone gets pregnant

Pmsl!
The weird effects must've kicked in about then.
Jeezo, pretty cool. Dh is amazed that anyone is ever conceived. He knows flip all about reproduction...

am laughing at the way they keep saying, coyly, what a pleasureable experience it is

I know! Pleasurable indeed!

< looks down >

nope, don't have a willy

sperm expert ??

how do you get to be a sperm expert ???

my dh wants to know what training you need.....

God, did they have to call the guy Glen? Nice enought name but I keep thinking of that character in Nighty Night.

God, listen to that bloke all chuffed abou tthe sight of his own sperm like he's achieved something.

I think most men are sperm experts.

lol at "quantity over quality"

they do say going bald is a sign of virility

no wonder he is a "sperm expert"

Pmsl at any man being denied ejaculation!

AH, yes, my vagina is indeed "enormous and awe inspiring". it is not one mile high though.

Look at the poor bastards running towards probable death.

Its weirdly fascinating.

Love that my vagina is now a giant valley with rivers and trees and all sorts. I saw a bird flying in the sky, what are they implying?

I reckon my fadge looks mountainous like that

No idea ww, but I quite like a baldie myself.

Pmsl at all our majestic fanjos.

SO glad dh was out of the room when they said saliva can damage sperm...

WW, I think its just an old wives tale

probably perpetuated by bald men !