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The Great SPerm Race anyone?

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nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:11

Wtf?

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nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:24

The dark side of the vagina?

Wasn't that a Pink Floyd albumn?

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AnyFucker · 23/03/2009 21:25

Emily has a smile on her face...

Waswondering · 23/03/2009 21:25

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OracleInaCoracle · 23/03/2009 21:25

anyone else sniggering like a 11yo each time they mention "vagina"?

AnyFucker · 23/03/2009 21:25

pmsl nicky

nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:25

Yes, Emily looks very, ahem, relaxed.

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AnyFucker · 23/03/2009 21:26

EWCM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AnyFucker · 23/03/2009 21:27

< puffs up proudly >

that is just what mine is like....

Waswondering · 23/03/2009 21:27

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OracleInaCoracle · 23/03/2009 21:28

fecking zita west. is she the latest renta-guru?

OracleInaCoracle · 23/03/2009 21:28

fecking zita west. is she the latest renta-guru?

nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:28

A * for AnyFucker there then!

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nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:29

This sperm expert is annoying me with his high regard for the little swimmers. You want to try growing the kid, mate!

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Chellesgirl · 23/03/2009 21:30

how can they call our womanly parts 'an urban surrounding'

nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:30

Glen is totally snoring there.

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OracleInaCoracle · 23/03/2009 21:30

pmsl nicky, we all know that ejaculation is the truly hard part!

nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:31
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AnyFucker · 23/03/2009 21:32

oh christ, I hope they don't wank off a pig !!

nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:32

SEE, SEE!
I knew it was vital that I orgasm.

Wish they hadn't shown the pigs though...

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nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:33

AF, Rebecca Loos wasn't available at the time of filming.

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AnyFucker · 23/03/2009 21:33

why so many beardy sperm ??

AnyFucker · 23/03/2009 21:34

thats what I thought nicky

Chellesgirl · 23/03/2009 21:34

oh yes that guy (dressed in white - like a sperm) stimulating the pig - oh no...

nickytwotimes · 23/03/2009 21:35

Wonder how his wife feels about him doing that?

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Chellesgirl · 23/03/2009 21:37

I dunno if I would wanna get bk into bed with him - if he was my hubby.

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