The Great SPerm Race anyone?

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Wtf?

It is random lissielou, but in general, both sides do work. So you will ovulate from one side then the other, but not in strict rotation. It will be like tossing a coin.

It is random lissielou, but in general, both sides do work. So you will ovulate from one side then the other, but not in strict rotation. It will be like tossing a coin.

Sperm in her tubes? Very dedicated indeed.

can you beleive that woman and wanting to have sex before op??? Mad or what!

Bloody rubbish internet connection in lounge, sorry.....

That woman brings a new meaning to lifes work...

Calm down rempy!

LILY OF THE VALLEY ffs!
Yuk.
Poor sperm.

i ovulate mainly from my tubeless side. its v rare that i ov from the good one.

My DP just said ' well they dont need to swim that far...Not with my willie!'

What a big head!

my ovaries smell like lily of the valley!!! rofl rofl rofl

how do you know that lissie ?

They're after Richard Hammond now!

my ov pains are always on the left side. the last time i spoke to cons about it, i went in armed with charts and he agreed that it looked like ov was occuring on tubeless side more frequently than on tubed. but while im still ov-ing regularly they wont do anything for me.

fuckers.

Glen's knackered himslef there.

Aw lissie, that's a shame.

how would charts tell you what side you ovulate from?

I'm hoping this one's a girl tonight.

ah, im calling them tomorrow morning, im in a bad mood so god help mr s!

sorry, dont wanrt to bring the thread down.

The pretend one on telly that is.

AF, the pains coincide with peak temps/ewcm etc

poor dead sperm.
Final 2 now.

Go girl sperm, go girl sperm!

lol nicky

Is boy sperm still wearing his glasses to swim? Thats surely not going to help!

yes lissie, but I'm sure that ov pains can refer from one side to the other

I wouldn't be convinced that only your tubeless side is working, thats all I'm saying

your body can play funny tricks on you (am speaking from experience)

Oh no! The girl sperm lost!

Damn those pesky glasses!