I think I've figured out why Justin Fletcher freaks me out - am I alone?

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Asides from the incessant cheerfulness - (it's not right) I think, it's because he looks like a giant manbaby. Grown men who look like babies are IMO a bit scary.

Is it terrible to be freaked out by someone who is clearly a Very Good Person?

What I hate is that he has turned Cbeebies into Justin Channel. He's on there all the bloody time.

Anyone who self promotes to that extent has me really suspicious.

plus I can't stand the fake smile and the way he says 'Good'.

Big cook and little cook are just sinister frankly.

Yes big cook! I can hardly bear to watch him because the "acting" is so horrendously fake - both of them are bad with their "hoo-hoo"s and "wow!"s but big cook is the worst. I don't know WHY they agreed to do that awful dancing if they can't get into it and mean it. When you think of how natural some other presenters are, like Justin, boogie pete, captain DJ, chris and pui, I also can't think how BCLC ever got commissioned.

And the funniest and most genuine ones do not achieve funniness by pretending to laugh! Gah!

Bubble & Squeak is better I think. Same creator IIRC.

And what's with the money shot all over Little Cook's face every episode

something special is on now, dd said" mummy justine is good person, isnt he?"

Captain DJ is definitely shaggable. And I;m relieved to see my disbelief over 'straight' PC Plum was not unfounded.

But the most worrying thing this thread has produced from me so far is

"Oo yes, Brain Cant. I think I would"

Ha ha the "money shot" on BCLC. Never seen it that way before, will never be able to watch it in the same way again. Not that I get to watch it much at the moment as DD hates it clearly as much as I do, hurrah, clearly developing early good taste ...

wasn't suzie sweet actually in the wicker man? wasn't she one of the naked dancers? where did I read that...will investigate

Justin is completely asexual surely? My SIL was at the Baftas recently when JF got awarded his. All she could say when she was introduced to him was "Mr Tumble!"

'Twas Edie who was naked Wicker Man Dancer.
Suzie was in High Road forever...or maybe it just seemed like it.

...and I adore Justin

oh was it edie? She has a look in her eye that woman.....

Doesn't she just? I think I just might, you know. But not in the bus.

And now I will never believe a certain person in my work who told me the Plumster was straight, again, ever. Have to say I was a bit anyway. My gaydar really isn't that bad!

Justin is fab, but where is Sarah Jane these days? Has he murdered her or did she fall down the stairs in Higgledy House?

Justin is strangely attractive...I'm quite disturbed by the fact I find him attractive! but hey i'm never gonna meet him so i can imagine him anyway i like

Oh My Goodness, I googled Justin Fletcher and found this thread as well as another one lol lol

If the gorgeous Justin was to read this thread he'd be standing signing Im Scared
all those H* house mummies lusting after him, ME INCLUDED......

He's such a hunny bun x

Well...there you go.. someone had to go and reignite this thread, just when I'd begun to get all settled down again.

I adore them and could watch some of them all day - humour rocks my boat & Justin has a fab sense of humour and could find his way in my knickers anytime, Sarah-J could muck in too, but strikes me as a tad too a-sexual for a bit of rumpy-pumpy. let alone gal-on-gal! I would probably sell most of what I own for a night with Sid - he is sex personified. Andy, Cerrie, Poi and the new bloke are nice, but not my cuppa

I know what will happen now..... picture this - and you know it will happen when there's some new mum round for a play date!

I will be quite happily switching on the tv, to be confronted with Sid and Andy, with blinkin' "Handrew"!! and "Beaver!Tron" and will do my damnedest to suppress my inner-filth-whore, whilst imagining a whole host of MNers up and down the country heaving a collective sigh whilst imagining said Sid, Andy, HANDrew and BEAVERtron action.

Or is it just me?

Off to find my rabbit have a coolish shower

the were supposed to cross through the rabbit comment. like this or not!?

Ohhhh Captain DJ

www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/presenters/music/numberraps.shtml

I'm still trying NOT to imagine Justin's "cum-face"!!! Like this maybe

You surely have too much time on your hands