Wimbledon Men's final

[naswm]

I am on the edge of my seat

i cant take it

dd2 woke up

dh has her now in the other room watching top gear.

i need to get up.

i cannot deal

fed's going to win

and i'm going to hate him

fuck off. i'm here.

cannot get my sorry arse to leave sofa.

we are less than 5 mins drive away. feel like going and screaming over the bloody fence.

She's about to pop isn't she?

DH is being scathing......he says he's been asleep for an hour and nothing has happened.

weirdy sport hating weirdo that he is!

fuck you fed!

hope you fall on your ass in geneva wearing that dorky ass sweater and break your ass bone

yessssss

pmsl.

bet nike's bloody loving this.

Dh has observed that Fed doesn't seem to sweat. I reckon he shits Swiss chocolate. Wrapped in gold leaf.

if i had a beer i'd drink it

now dd1 is up!

COME ON NADAL

I think I am getting an ulcer

now now expat, all this excitement isn't good for the baby

yessss

I cannot go into other room. What is happening?

hope your nips are all chaffed and sore, fed

there is no fucking justice. jammy fucking sod.

Watch her face and see if she is having a contraction next time we see the Fed box.

you WANKER!

WHY can't you fucking LOSE?!

FANTASTIC POINT

YES YOU SEXY `FARKING CAVEMAN!

i hope there are voices in his head saying

fucking fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuck you.

take that you swiss chocolate shitting shit head.