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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:31

He’s really good

Piggywaspushed · 04/09/2026 20:31

He's an actual cook and writer , though. Angry Ginge is just an attention seeking YouTube guy.

Fransgran · 04/09/2026 20:31

ExtraOnions · 04/09/2026 20:31

Big Glenda … couldn’t bend down under the ladder, because of her “staples”

She was hilarious - always having bladder problems

Halsall · 04/09/2026 20:32

He had a show on Dave. Can't say I ever watched it but I'm aware of him!

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littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:32

Piggywaspushed · 04/09/2026 20:31

He's an actual cook and writer , though. Angry Ginge is just an attention seeking YouTube guy.

Yes

viques · 04/09/2026 20:33

The more I see of Max the more I really think he has a very super inflated ego, clearly no one has ever sat him down and said firmly “Max, you are a red ribboned wanker, tone it down mate because it’s embarrassing”.

Oh for goodness sake, another YouTubey person. “What would impress me today” . Oh god, he thinks he’s the love child of Marcus Waring and Lorraine Pascal.

viques · 04/09/2026 20:34

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 04/09/2026 20:28

Please tell me if I’m going mad but was Sue in Dinnerladies playing Glenda? I don’t watch Corrie but I know I recognise her from somewhere!

Was she the bread delivery woman?

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:34

@viques I was thinking the other day, “where is Lorraine Pascal”?

littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:34

viques · 04/09/2026 20:33

The more I see of Max the more I really think he has a very super inflated ego, clearly no one has ever sat him down and said firmly “Max, you are a red ribboned wanker, tone it down mate because it’s embarrassing”.

Oh for goodness sake, another YouTubey person. “What would impress me today” . Oh god, he thinks he’s the love child of Marcus Waring and Lorraine Pascal.

He’s really not just YouTube. He’s been on Saturday morning kitchen and has his own programme on bbc

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 04/09/2026 20:34

Yes! Problems with her womb 🤣

Piggywaspushed · 04/09/2026 20:35

I am not sure Big Zuu ever did YouTube!

ExtraOnions · 04/09/2026 20:35

viques · 04/09/2026 20:34

Was she the bread delivery woman?

Worked with the one who “fell off a diving board in Guernsey”

viques · 04/09/2026 20:35

littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:34

He’s really not just YouTube. He’s been on Saturday morning kitchen and has his own programme on bbc

Fair enough, he hasn’t come up on my radar.

Fransgran · 04/09/2026 20:35

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 04/09/2026 20:34

Yes! Problems with her womb 🤣

Women's problems generally. Poor Tony couldn't cope

viques · 04/09/2026 20:37

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:34

@viques I was thinking the other day, “where is Lorraine Pascal”?

Actually I think I know, she has retrained as something, some sort of therapist I think. Either that or a gardener. One or the other! Or something else.

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2026 20:37

'Anyone know a good therapist'? Yes, my new therapist. And id never inflict you on her!!!

Halsall · 04/09/2026 20:37

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:34

@viques I was thinking the other day, “where is Lorraine Pascal”?

She was on various American baking shows as a judge but they dropped her. Then she stopped cooking professionally and now she's doing a PhD, apparently (thanks, Google)

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littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:37

Ofgs I just went into a diabetic coma looking at that cake

Piggywaspushed · 04/09/2026 20:38

I don't like peanuts or peanut butter but I like peanut butter in things and peanut butter ice cream is delicious.

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:38

@viquesused to love watching her and she was gorgeous!

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:39

@Piggywaspushed, oh wish I didn’t like peanuts or peanut butter! 😋

Halsall · 04/09/2026 20:40

I love crunchy peanut butter. For that reason I don’t eat it (or I'd never stop myself).

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TheDogsMother · 04/09/2026 20:40

How much garlic ?

littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:41

Omg all that garlic

SwedishEdith · 04/09/2026 20:41

Big Zuu is always on Saturday Kitchen. I must admit, I find him loud and annoying when he's on there but he seems quite restrained on here.

I've seen Sue a few times in my local John Lewis and Waitrose. She's very tall