Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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Donna 🍸🍸🙌🙌

Did he use the whole egg rather than the yolk? This series is turning out to have very uncooperative eggs!

Them onions. Still raw

Sausages look grim

Tom, mate, everyone has made mashed potatoes before.

And crap rice.

Unless someone else fucks it royally Eric is done

no wonder they hurl themselves into drawers

Chick pea burger sounds and looks very dry. Chips look good though. Why didn’t they comment on the runny mayo?

Love the pork chops stuffed with cheese

The hake and the pork both looked fab.

Trainee Chef DD has been telling me about the “Thermomix’s” they have at college … they sound amazing, knock that sauce up easily

Are you a few mins ahead?

That wasn’t Mayo we saw him pouring into the dish

… Wayne Sleep to go home

The women did well. I think Eric will be pirouetting off stage

I want one but good god the price. They are amazing bits of kit though.

Sil has one. Loves it. Dd hates it.

I was just wondering that! You’re ahead of me, @viques

Just googled price £1000 plus. Wow

I don’t think so. Not known for my timekeeping irl so might be. 20.53 according to my iPad.

The last model is currently €1500 and the current model is currently about €1700/1800

No surprise there … Dance back to his Venture Capitalist husband to play at farming

Bye Eric

And its huge! They only have a tiny kitchen and don't know how they cope with that and dds Kitchen Aid.

He wasn't quite as shit as TommyTit, but once the tit was gone he was the weakest link for sure

Next week chuffs