Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Hollandaise.. good luck not splitting that

My favourite fish hake

Ah here, bangers and mash!!! He got the easy end of things, especially compared to poor donna!!

That is a hard job for Donna

Hake is delish. But was there any need to give her that entire fish for just one small bit? So much wastage!

He has to make the sausages! Unfair, Donna didn’t have to catch her fish or cut its head off.

Does the funny fat lady get comedy music every time? See the bloke has dramatic music.

Oh what

make the sausages. Cripes

Ah I take it back do!!!

I don't like fish if I have seen its head. Prefer it firmly battered.

Also, are men's silk neck squares having a moment? He's wearing one, saw two in shop windows today. Hope not, getting flashbacks to my dad trying to be trendy in the 70s. And Roger Moore and Tony Curtis.

That does not look like pork fillet

It looked more like a thick chop

Yes exactly

Surely a ballet dancer has followed and copied other people many times in his life?

I can here mammypotter shouting at Tom from the afterlife 'not everyone loves burgers'!!!

The grey judge looks like Bob Geldof!

Is that Mayo ??

That 'mayonnaise' of Nitin's 🤮

That gravy is runny!

I need my sausages WAY more cooked

The fish looks good

That hake dish looks scrummy. And that is not a word I have used often.

The potatoes look really good.

Me too, and more even!