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Elevate your watching experience 6 ways with Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 29/04/2026 21:16

The contest continues…..

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ShamedBySiri · Yesterday 21:45

Did he make the salty butter or something then? Why is the butter so worthy of comment?

littlbrowndog · Yesterday 21:45

That bread 💃💃💃💃

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Halsall · Yesterday 21:45

SabrinaThwaite · Yesterday 21:44

She’s a digital engineer!

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Yeah but she said she works at nuclear power plants

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bungobungobungo · Yesterday 21:46

Some of these are like a proper meal sitting in liquid.

Fransgran · Yesterday 21:46

Halsall · Yesterday 21:44

Is that soda-bread Adam made, then? Otherwise he wouldn’t have time, surely?

It was. With stout and molasses i think

SabrinaThwaite · Yesterday 21:46

Halsall · Yesterday 21:45

Yeah but she said she works at nuclear power plants

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I worked at nuclear power plants but I’m not a nuclear engineer.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · Yesterday 21:46

ShamedBySiri · Yesterday 21:45

Did he make the salty butter or something then? Why is the butter so worthy of comment?

You wouldn't be giving him lurpak.

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Halsall · Yesterday 21:46

YOU IN A BOWL! DRINK!

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littlbrowndog · Yesterday 21:47

Yeah bit of soup with a main dish in it

bungobungobungo · Yesterday 21:47

Different from me on a plate - you in a bowl.

ShamedBySiri · Yesterday 21:47

bungobungobungo · Yesterday 21:47

Different from me on a plate - you in a bowl.

😂

viques · Yesterday 21:47

ShamedBySiri · Yesterday 21:45

Did he make the salty butter or something then? Why is the butter so worthy of comment?

Because Anna has practised for months to get a very special way of saying butter so we don’t all flinch and compare her to he who shall remain un named.

GrandTheftWalrus · Yesterday 21:47

The 3rd ep of the week isn't usually an hour is it? Im a few pints down so memory not the best.

SwedishEdith · Yesterday 21:47

Fransgran · Yesterday 09:34

About 4am this morning, I recalled this comment and how it reminded me of the first and only time I ate steak tartare,also not knowing what it was and too hungry to care. Then I went down a rabbit hole, remembering comments wondering where Esma had gone and how we all miss her rapier wit. People on this thread are the perfect friends - we have a shared interest, we interact as much or as little as we choose and nobody is going to come round to be judgemental about my dusty skirting boards, weird habits or horrible new shoes (ugly but sooo comfortable.) The downside is that people can just vanish and we won't know why. I build up quite detailed mental pictures of you all and want you to know that if fate causes me or you to disappear for whatever reason, you are all much appreciated in the here and now.

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I often wonder about Sqoosh (sp?). She was on the tv threads a lot and very funny. Could name change, of course, but some posters often have a very distinctive voice.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · Yesterday 21:48

How can you fuck up rice noodles? You pour boiling water over them. Oh and a kick from Anna. Oops.

ilovesooty · Yesterday 21:48

That's Anisa out.

PotterHead1985 · Yesterday 21:49

GrandTheftWalrus · Yesterday 21:47

The 3rd ep of the week isn't usually an hour is it? Im a few pints down so memory not the best.

It used to be a half hour, but that changed a few years ago

fourquenelles · Yesterday 21:49

Well Mystic Meg is safe from me as I had money on Anisha :(

ilovesooty · Yesterday 21:49

And Rebecca out.

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Halsall · Yesterday 21:50

Ouch. Claws out from Shitwell there.

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viques · Yesterday 21:50

ShamedBySiri · Yesterday 21:47

😂

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You in a bowl.

Soup in a teapot.

ShamedBySiri · Yesterday 21:50

Tasteless pond water. Knife skills but no soups skills. Ooh harsh from Sitwell.

littlbrowndog · Yesterday 21:50

Wow damming Pond water 🤣🤣

GrandTheftWalrus · Yesterday 21:50

PotterHead1985 · Yesterday 21:49

It used to be a half hour, but that changed a few years ago

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Oops did it? I must've not noticed as always thought 1hr, 1hr, 30 mins lol.

ilovesooty · Yesterday 21:50

It's gone downhill after the first three.