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Elevate your watching experience 6 ways with Masterchef Thread 2

999 replies

Halsall · 29/04/2026 21:16

The contest continues…..

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Millymollymandy4 · 14/05/2026 20:41

Shelina bit conservative tonight - where are the bright coloured head wraps etc?

littlbrowndog · 14/05/2026 20:42

Wow great teeth

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 14/05/2026 20:42

Someone who knows what the curry should taste like

Sunbird24 · 14/05/2026 20:42

Deirdre Barlow or Elton John or someone’s nan?

TheDogsMother · 14/05/2026 20:42

Dean was a finalist 20 years ago and Sheleina a winner 14 years ago. WTF !

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 14/05/2026 20:43

Those who have abandoned highly trained careers, like medicine or vetinary must seriously piss off their parents

Im going to play devil's advocate, and I don't like him, but i think as Jack's lenses are yellow, they may be corrective.

PotterHead1985 · 14/05/2026 20:43

This main is a disaster

Sunbird24 · 14/05/2026 20:43

Oh and he’s got his own weezers!

littlbrowndog · 14/05/2026 20:44

Och why mash with scallops

Fransgran · 14/05/2026 20:45

TheDogsMother · 14/05/2026 20:42

Dean was a finalist 20 years ago and Sheleina a winner 14 years ago. WTF !

Good Lord! Twenty years ago! No wonder I remember Dean as a slip of a lad

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 14/05/2026 20:45

I fucking love lahksa.

littlbrowndog · 14/05/2026 20:46

Looks good for jade

PotterHead1985 · 14/05/2026 20:46

Fransgran · 14/05/2026 20:45

Good Lord! Twenty years ago! No wonder I remember Dean as a slip of a lad

I swear, I am like 'I have been watching mc for HOW LONG'. And 'I am HOW OLD'!!

Millymollymandy4 · 14/05/2026 20:48

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 14/05/2026 20:43

Those who have abandoned highly trained careers, like medicine or vetinary must seriously piss off their parents

Im going to play devil's advocate, and I don't like him, but i think as Jack's lenses are yellow, they may be corrective.

Ye and he needed them In the big Elton John style 😂

Sunbird24 · 14/05/2026 20:48

Should’ve blowtorched it

Sunbird24 · 14/05/2026 20:49

Haha, not elevated enough!

bungobungobungo · 14/05/2026 20:49

Ooh not elevated enough!

PotterHead1985 · 14/05/2026 20:49

Sunbird24 · 14/05/2026 20:48

Should’ve blowtorched it

My thoughts exactly.

Millymollymandy4 · 14/05/2026 20:49

Omg that was a starter John - the Huge gratin!

jay55 · 14/05/2026 20:50

I really hope the presenters are playing bingo with elevated and me on a plate

TheDogsMother · 14/05/2026 20:50

Ooh damned with faint praise. ‘John is clearly a good home cook’. ‘It was nice’

Sunbird24 · 14/05/2026 20:50

Oh dear…

PotterHead1985 · 14/05/2026 20:52

Oh fuck she set the fire alarm off. Morto

PotterHead1985 · 14/05/2026 20:52

Paging @Halsall we are gonna need a new Fred for tomorrow night!

littlbrowndog · 14/05/2026 20:52

Dull dish

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