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Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

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PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 18:45

Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

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EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:22

Actually minus points to Jun for not doing Burt Kwouk.

Sunbird24 · 05/03/2026 19:25

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:22

Actually minus points to Jun for not doing Burt Kwouk.

I didn’t realise his character in Goldfinger was Mr Ling - immediate link for a fish course!

LaMarschallin · 05/03/2026 19:30

Turning over now for the rugby 🙄
See you all next time 👋

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 05/03/2026 19:30

Ooo, sounds like he managed to do it again! 😀

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:31

LaMarschallin · 05/03/2026 19:30

Turning over now for the rugby 🙄
See you all next time 👋

I think the mentor next week is Spencer! Not missing that.

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:32

Those black marigolds must serve a specific purpose.

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:34

'I'm not very good with .... um, time calculators .... um, what are they called? Clocks!'

Here's a chef who actually needs Gregg Wallace in his life.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 05/03/2026 19:35

Lol. I think the judges would prefer a big bucket of ribs over some of the nonsense they get given!

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:36

I feel so nervous for those sixth-former waiters whenever they have to carry something like that.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 05/03/2026 19:38

I'll score more by upping the kale element. Said no-one ever.

littlbrowndog · 05/03/2026 19:38

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 05/03/2026 19:38

I'll score more by upping the kale element. Said no-one ever.

Exactly

LaMarschallin · 05/03/2026 19:40

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:31

I think the mentor next week is Spencer! Not missing that.

Ooh, wow!
Look forward to that.
I'll catch up on today's 2nd half tomorrow.
Maybe I should read the rest of this thread first then I can plagerise all your jokes and DH will think I've become brilliantly witty all of a sudden 🤔

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:41

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:31

I think the mentor next week is Spencer! Not missing that.

Just checked. He's only the mentor for one episode. The other is Tom Shepherd (he of the tight tops).

The bad news is Nikita from MasterChef: the Professionals is one of the contestants. Maybe I should reserve judgement as she might ace the competition.

lettingthedaysgoby · 05/03/2026 19:43

Love Sunshine on Leith!

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:43

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 05/03/2026 19:38

I'll score more by upping the kale element. Said no-one ever.

I know someone who hates all vegetables apart from kale.

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:43

lettingthedaysgoby · 05/03/2026 19:43

Love Sunshine on Leith!

I know the song but have never seen the film.

littlbrowndog · 05/03/2026 19:44

It’s a great football song for the hibees

lettingthedaysgoby · 05/03/2026 19:45

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:43

I know the song but have never seen the film.

Look it out, you won't regret it!

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:49

Oh, it's one cake between two people. I'd be there digging into it before I realised I was meant to share.

EsmaCannonball · 05/03/2026 19:52

'I'm having the time of my life. The time of my life.'

Watch out, he'll be trying to claim that Patrick Swayze's granny was born in Dumfries and that's why he's doing a dish based around giant watermelons.

Sunbird24 · 05/03/2026 19:54

I’m not sharing my pudding neither, especially if it’s chocolate and blackcurrant…

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 05/03/2026 19:55

I like both of the chefs today. And they've had largely the same good and less good courses!

PotterHead1985 · 05/03/2026 19:57

I missed the episode (poxy board meeting). Someone summarise please

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littlbrowndog · 05/03/2026 19:57

Aw orrie.

my heart is broken sorrow sorrow.

he was better. Than Jun

hope I get my Mother’s Day feast at pomolo like 2 years ago.

lettingthedaysgoby · 05/03/2026 19:58

PotterHead1985 · 05/03/2026 19:57

I missed the episode (poxy board meeting). Someone summarise please

Orry won decisively - his lamb main scored 40

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