The Apprentice 2026 - starts tonight - first stop Hong Kong!

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Anyone else looking forward to the new series?

First task is the classic buying task, but it's taking place in Hong Kong.

There's also a new companion show - 'Unfinished Business' - let's hope it's a return to form after several years of the 'All About Tom Allen' show 😆

Has Levi been edited out where is he

It made me want to hand my Northerner card back in, honestly. FFS.

Yeah, just said that. He's not there.

This maths is hurting my head

I'm getting flashbacks to series 2 when someone ordered chickens at a ratio of one chicken per pizza to make chicken topped pizza ...

A maths degree

Gawd help us all 😂

Levi didn’t make the board room last week, so I assume his been fired before this new task.
They said last week he was ‘ sick ‘ .

Maths degree. 😉

Good spot.

Jeez how did we get to canapés

That was so funny!

There was a perfume episode once 10 or so years ago. And they added 100ml of sandalwood which was really expensive and they meant to add 1ml. Or something

£27 per head 💅

‘If you arrive with high end creatively executed canapés tomorrow we’ll pay £20 per head’

Flash forward to them turning up with half the required amount of inedible canapés that have been rattled around in the back of a van.

Both initial price per heads were ridiculous.

They always get confused with the ratios and amounts needed.

"Egg skewers" 😷

Watch them make a pig's ear of the canapés.

Those chicken pies are not remotely canapes.

"Canopies" 😁

A pigs ear would be a more stylish canapé than anything they'd produce. A pig's ear with a apple sauce dip and a potato fry stick in the earhole.

lol watery courgette and chicken

Egg and cranberry sounds gopping.

Chicken and courgette skewers . And egg with anything on a skewer is not remotely luxury