The Apprentice 2026 - starts tonight - first stop Hong Kong!

[IHeartMyTissues]

Anyone else looking forward to the new series?

First task is the classic buying task, but it's taking place in Hong Kong.

There's also a new companion show - 'Unfinished Business' - let's hope it's a return to form after several years of the 'All About Tom Allen' show 😆

Keiran is the reason Estate agents have that reputation

Would you buy a house from Kieran?

Exactly cocky as fuck that one

Georgina's bug eyed enthusiasm for being sub team leader when she is furious is very funny.

I wouldn’t go near Kieran , but ( like used car salesmen) they are cut from the same cloth and he is a typical one.

Wouldn’t even rent a postage stamp from him tbh

If you have to tell people you're a bit sexy you are not any sexy...

They’re already all annoying me

Boys seem a bit more clued up at this stage.

Oh god Keiran’s smug know it all grin

Karen just rolled her eyes 🥳

Keiran won't last long

Sandra the Midwife? I like her so far.

Keiran will be gone soon ( ish)

From central the locals bus to Stanley was like 30 mins

They are all bloody useless so far

Twenty years ago DH got through to the screen tests for the first series (I think being a bit brutal about Spurs chances and saying the Chairman was an idiot didn’t help).

Since our youngest turns 21 soon I’m quite glad he didn’t get through (it was a 12 week commitment back then - and I would have been heavily pregnant for most of that).

Lunchtime and no one has bought anything.

Paper is not going to cut it.

Why are they buying paper ?

Karen doesn't look well.

Stationery women saw them coming 😄

I thought that

Lol

They are in the market. Get shrimp paste and corn