The Apprentice 2026 - starts tonight - first stop Hong Kong!

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Anyone else looking forward to the new series?

First task is the classic buying task, but it's taking place in Hong Kong.

There's also a new companion show - 'Unfinished Business' - let's hope it's a return to form after several years of the 'All About Tom Allen' show 😆

Goldilocks' space toilet. OK then. Kids might go for it though.

Zebra in school. Just no

Poo-gate alert. The 2022 candidates will be getting deja vu if they are watching.

I already loathe Kieran and we are only 1.1 episodes in.

He’s a smirker

What is wrong with a zebra in school? Tiddler is a fish at school.

I would like the zebra with no stripes meeting other animals. To get their stripes.

He is such a wanker.

Thats a better idea than they will ever come up with.

Why do men always think about toilet humour first?

I have come across many a brilliant kids books and none of them are about poo. Zebras, yes.

The rookie error by the (mainly) women's team here is not going properly for the starting school idea.

And why is Baroness B saying zee bra?

Green flag - wow, outrageous 😆

What giraffe hit did Andrea write?

Why does that girl keep waking with her hand on her hip like she’s on the catwalk lol 😂

I don't recognise the blonde girl.

Love the idea of the Zebra without stripes getting them at school! Brilliant idea
I’ve a feeling this zebra book won’t be as good

And she needs a more supportive bra if she's going to walk like that.

I can't believe the boys agree on this. Maybe for 2 year olds.

Omg the poo idea

So the boys' plot is kid tries loos, has shit, the end.

Suddenly the zebra looks like Tolstoy.

I dislike poo / toilet type humour ! kids may like it though.

But a good deal shorter it seems.

🤣

The boys could call their one ‘ skids in space ‘

Haha at Andrea's book being a colouring book. Woeful indeed.

We were reading a poo book recently. I can’t remember its name but it was funny (5 and 4 years old)