EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Bert and Ernie Moon - Kray.
one did get that pepper spay in the face , would be easy for them to find some paint and a brush over at Elaine’s boutique renovations and one as the look out.

What did become of Hayley and cherry ? Kat mentioned them once I think ( or Zoe did) but if Alfie is coughing up maintenance for his daughter it not isn’t spoken about. Another one who will show up nnten years time getting out of a cab ( which will be driverless by then I suppose )

Oh no! Poor Cindy. Back in hospital less than a year since she was last in there. I do feel a bit sorry for her

Cindy believes that Jasmine is a Ford, having spoken to Jasmine's mum who said that her dad's side are a bad lot. Jasmine pushed her down some stairs and now Cindy is unconscious. But it just seems a bit obvious at this point that she's a Ford and I have no idea what the link Jasmine has to Cindy.

Maybe Jasmines dad just sent her out into the wilderness in order to get revenge on Cindy , but it has taken her a while to get her act together and not much sleuthing ( I mean , what wouid the GP records say ?)
She has been told about the witness protection already ( well, some of it ) and clearly her dad knows where Cindy is living now, so what is behind it all? Money or trying to kill her ? Why not send a proper hit man or woman instead of this imposter ?
It doesn’t make much sense does it!

Her mum must live close to them as they met her in no time at all.

It all makes the same amount of sense as Zoe and the 'stalker'. None!

Nope, no further forwards with Jean or Zoe’s stalker.
Jean is annoying me so much though :(
it’s sad as I like her usually !

Those were the same stairs that she pushed Kojo down almost a year ago now I’m sure of it ! On a kind of fire escape. She fell a lot longer and harder than he did and again no cctv I bet.
Lauren being scammed : I know it’s scam awareness week, but not a nice storyline looming
Chelesa was looking good today , I hope they line up better stories for her. Plus she mentioned Gray, you’d think that she would avoid such men like him now , but she didn’t last week

Last year (or year before) on scam week it was Jean being scammed out of all her savings.

Yes, Jean is mentioned today by someone about being scammed on her pension.

Sorry to go about Jean, but you would think that Zoe murdered her precious Stacey the way she is towards her! She was pretty nasty to Stacey at times ( I know it was her bi polar , but she could be vile ) She put Harvey through the mill and spent all his money on a wedding that didn’t go ahead, she didn’t listen to advice about the pension or ask around, she just lost it all and her bizarre behaviour at times has caused some upset and grief in the past.
I do like her character and she is a good actress, but she is being very unfair to Zoe and Kat over Stacey leaving and she should also blame Max too.

There are so many characters acting out of character, like Jean. For plot reasons.

Jasmine AND Vicky in one episode. Euch.

I liked Ian’s line “That’ll be your algorithms, I get a load about eels”

Has Lauren got any money to be scammed out of?

I don’t believe Cindy would ever have been so lax or stupid about Jasmine not providing proper credentials. Or stand shouting on a staircase at someone she thinks is a Ford.

Antnee still hasn’t noticed he has lost his keys and ID despite it being a huge security breach?

Why is Kat saying the earring was found in the barrel store? It was found outside. Do the writers not speak to each other?

Poor Oscar. Doesn’t realise Jasmine is using him (and laughing at him)

Why did Jasmine have her mum's number stored under the name Mother I.C.E? I'm not convinced that woman was who she claimed to be. Jasmine sounded confused when Cindy said "We've spoken to your mum"

I thought Cindy shared a prison cell with the Ford gangster (who told her she committed some dreadful crime which is why she ended up in witness protection). So how does Cindy think Jasmine is related to the Ford gangster now she knows she's not her daughter? I thought the whole family were dead which is why she came out of protection in the first place.

Very confusing.

@Eastie77Returns It’s not uncommon for a key contact to be listed with ICE or I.C.E. It stands for In Case of Emergency and is meant to denote the person to call if the mobile is found in an emergency.

Ah ok, had no idea!!

But if she's estranged from her mum, why is she the person to contact in an emergency...

Because no-one else likes her and they have all requested to be removed from her NOK details .
Her Mother is only to be contacted under sufferance if she is quite literally hanging by a thread. Being attacked by bees'n'wasps .And on fire .

Yes I've got ICEs in my phone, although they are people who would actually want to know I had an emergency 😆

Did I miss how Lauren managed to get through the security on Jasmine's phone? That's more or less impossible nowadays.

No you didn’t miss anything Shelling. Lauren just picked up the phone and started going through it. As if hyper secretive Jasmine would just leave the phone laying around and wouldn’t have Face ID security etc enabled.

And miraculously the mother was available at the drop of a hat to come and meet two complete strangers in a bar on the other side of London that very evening.

I’m now wondering if Jasmine is actually after Lauren (as in revenge, not romantically lol)? It was a bit odd the way she was asking about her relationship with Peter.

I was rolling my eyes at ;
a) Jasmine walking off without her phone
b) Jasmine not coming back for her phone
c) Lauren able to open it up so easily.
d) Mum able to meet two strangers straight away
e) Mum being evasive after dropping everything to meet them both.
f) how Lauren and Pe tah didn’t even seem to interact with their children after being away for a while.

I do believe that Jasmine was the worst person to send on any kind of mission ! Now she has nearly killed Cindy as well ;(

I don't think they were the same stairs that Cindy pushed Kojo down. Those ones were leading up to Junior's flat. Today's ones were leading upstairs at The Albert it looked like 🧐

No, I was wrong there. The Kojo stairs that he was pushed down were different to these ones. I just thought they were the same ones at one point.

Again though , no cctv I bet. Despite being outside a busy bar area.

Did anyone else notice Kiss from a Rose being played when Cindy was talking to Ian? Not sure if there's relevance.

I swear this Zoe nonsense better hurry up and conclude it's the same conversation over and over and over again.