Out with the old….Masterchef continued

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Gregg you don’t have to tell them anything

Olivia did great

Pork looking good!

'I'm covered in pork fat. I hope it tastes good.'

Or maybe Gregg got the chop after trying to lick a female contestant.

Omg that pork.

That pork is quite 18th century, to be fair. Parson Woodforde was forever dining off Pigg's Face.

Jesus gregg and the pies

The pies look great

Took the words out of my mouth.

'Crow-kett' is how a social-climbing upstart would mispronounce croquet in an Austen novel.

Pasta does not look good whatever it tastes like

CUSTARD TIME

Robert Booker is ripe to become a meme

Pasta looks like a starter

Looks like slop

That tart is sloppy. They have squandered gooseberries! Criminal!

It is a truth universally acknowledged that those frangipane tarts look pants.

Tart looks awful

I don't think you've ever read a Jane Austen novel Gregg.

That tart was disappointing. But given how behind they were with it, not surprising.

Harry does look like a nice young curate, overlooked by the heroine until she realises the dashing squire is a complete rotter.

That is an ambitious pudding from the red team and it worked

Cinnamon custard should not be a revelation!

Choom-ric custard?!

Ohhh, Anthony Finney seemed lovely.