Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

[ArticSaviour]

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

It is the piece of paper that gets me with all the little squares on.

Sensible lad, getting her to confirm she was comfortable sending them out in front of Karen.

Lol, didnt Nadia put it on the hob? shes a gaslighter and a half!

Did they just pour a metric fuckton of pound shop notBisto into a pot to make gravy? My northern DP is in shock.

They are all going to bloody go for her

I'm old. Nadia's cooking up the best of British post-ww2 cooking. Blimey

Look, just tell him he doesn't know how to make gravy...

Nadia needs to go down, shes vile

I don’t think I could cope with Nadia being all PA with me like that. I’d be chucking the potatoes at her.

Thirteen fucking quid for sausage and mash? Jesus Christ! I know it is London but fuck me....

Haha, no, we've only just reconciled over who should deal with the cat litter tray, I'm not poking the bear...

Bloody small pizza for a tenner

Pizzas look OK.

I would cross the road to avoid Malika

I would definitely need more pizza than that for £10.

Haha, 130 kg short.

130 KGs short, 😂

They should never have agreed to 150kg

That is hideously embarrassing

Quite, that's like two humans worth of tomatoes.

I'd pay £13 for bangers and mash. If it was decent. Bangers and mash, with lumpy gravy and bonus burnt cabbage, I'm not so sure.

Nadia is selling at a different price?

When I had a nice seat indoors in a good victorian pub and a pint, sure. Outside, fuck that.

I don’t think Karren is a fan of Nadia

Is anyone else willing Nadia to fail?

She's a pain. Every week