Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

[ArticSaviour]

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

And cut into 1cm pieces ? See you in a few days.

I think you will be right.

Let alone cut into cubes!

Although if Mia does it she might have a chance.

I thought we were being spared this year...ick...

Spud people are going to miss the size spec I feel.

And possibly the blanching.

There's going to be loads of rejects, aren't there?

Upselling cabbage? Gravy would have been a better option.

Cabbage

Upselling cabbage sounds like a metaphor for flogging a dead horse.

Refunds Ahoy on the Sausage Team

Are you talking about vegetables or candidates?

The maths is going to be wrong. They have focused in on it.

Gonna tune in tonight, I'm hoping the lineup are less fake/glamour looking which they did improve on in the last series

The maths is always wrong. It's a trope.

Ah, Karen sees the maths....

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We are a bit behind but HORSERADISH?
HORSE. RADISH?
That's a very acquired taste. Just nice buttery mash.
She is a fucking buffoon...

I think that Nadia is not well liked anyway and is being allowed to hang herself

Fucking hell. How hard is it to add up and multiply?

Christ, have these people never chopped anything?

Or peeled anything.

So Nadia thinks forgetting about the sizing is a good idea. Hmmm....

😂😂😂at the tomatoes, we called it!

I think they should just have gone with Team Tomato and Team Potato for the names