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Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

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ArticSaviour · 30/01/2025 20:46

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

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MaloryJones · 31/01/2025 08:35

Tomatotater · 31/01/2025 07:49

I suspect it comes down to the business plans in the end. On You're Fired the fired woman ( who's name I've already forgotten) was doing those 'picture on a mug' businesses, which loads of people already do. The mark up is crap on them too. The Sub team leader was useless and had no idea of his audience. He kept saying ' This is business, not fun' when he was selling to holidaymakers. I'm surprised his po face sold anything. If it was a genuine thing he'd have been fired but hus business is probably more viable.

She was one of two Emma's

NetZeroZealot · 31/01/2025 09:12

I'm amazed than anyone would spend decent money on a tour that was sold to them by a random on the street. I wouldn't, I'd be doing my online research and if I was on holiday I wouldn't have a spare day to do something spontaneous and risky like that.
I assume the camera crew in tow might be part of the attraction.

NetZeroZealot · 31/01/2025 09:14

I wonder of the pool of applicants has shrunk over the years as the show has become more shit.

Or is there just an endless supply of young people prepared to make them selves look ridiculous in order to be on TV?

Yatterlater · 31/01/2025 10:05

Just joining in! I haven’t yet worked out all the names, but I think the rock scissor whatever thing one should have gone. Emma who went didn’t sell herself unfortunately. If it’s down to the actual business idea, if the face on mug business was never going to win, why bother giving it a place at all. Would have been nice to have had Emma there longer.

RonSwansonsChair · 31/01/2025 10:27

At this stage it's hard to know who did the worst. Emma didn't sell herself in the boardroom, and also didn't sell anything, so that sealed her fate.

I read the bios someone linked above, there seems to be quite a few contestants who set up business during the pandemic.

RonSwansonsChair · 31/01/2025 10:31

The only way I would consider joining one of those tours if I was on holiday is if I knew it was an Apprentice task, and then I'd negotiate (rock paper, scissors) down to at least half!

Tomatotater · 31/01/2025 11:36

Yatterlater · 31/01/2025 10:05

Just joining in! I haven’t yet worked out all the names, but I think the rock scissor whatever thing one should have gone. Emma who went didn’t sell herself unfortunately. If it’s down to the actual business idea, if the face on mug business was never going to win, why bother giving it a place at all. Would have been nice to have had Emma there longer.

I think some are there just for entertainment value/ during fodder. It's a telly programme before anything else. I think it's one part it's sell by date, but I still watch it!

JudgeJ · 31/01/2025 11:39

BotterMon · 30/01/2025 22:03

Pond life is more interesting and intelligent than this lot. The bottom of the barrel has been scraped and we're through to the mud and shite it's sitting on.

I abjectly apologise to all pond life for the slur I made against them! I saw part of last night's offering, that's me done now.

JudgeJ · 31/01/2025 11:40

SabrinaThwaite · 30/01/2025 23:13

My DH applied for the first series - got as far as interviews and screen tests, but I think his downfall was telling the producer that Spurs were a bit shit.

The truth hurts some people and back then they really were!

murasaki · 31/01/2025 11:46

JudgeJ · 31/01/2025 11:40

The truth hurts some people and back then they really were!

And they're not now? 🤣🤣

SabrinaThwaite · 31/01/2025 12:01

JudgeJ · 31/01/2025 11:40

The truth hurts some people and back then they really were!

My DH was always more of an Arsenal boy (north London upbringing). I think it was also that he’s not flamboyant enough to make good telly.

He was quite glad he didn’t get any further because it would have meant a long sabbatical from work (I think it was about 8 weeks filming) and a pay cut if he did win, and it would have been cutting it very fine with DC2’s due date!.

JudgeJ · 31/01/2025 13:04

murasaki · 31/01/2025 11:46

And they're not now? 🤣🤣

According to a member of our pub quiz team they're not too bad now!

ShredHead · 31/01/2025 13:23

ShouldntHaveToSayIt · 31/01/2025 00:34

Can we take a minute on this thread to acknowledge that these are real people and some of the comments here are not ok?

The show is heavily edited and is a tv show not a documentary.

Can I just ask exactly why you are reading the thread and watching the show?

Is it to enjoy the brilliance and praise the humility of the entrepreneurs. Along with the joy of the sheer hilarity and wit of Sir Allan's ad lib puns?

ShouldntHaveToSayIt · 31/01/2025 13:29

ShredHead · 31/01/2025 13:23

Can I just ask exactly why you are reading the thread and watching the show?

Is it to enjoy the brilliance and praise the humility of the entrepreneurs. Along with the joy of the sheer hilarity and wit of Sir Allan's ad lib puns?

Of course you can ask. I enjoy seeing the challenges and thinking what I would’ve done in their situations, laughing at the funny moments that occur. Seeing the failures and successes are great and I think we all enjoy that.

I don’t, however, watch to call the candidates names, attack their appearance or intelligence. Thought we’d kind’ve got past that to be honest.

murasaki · 31/01/2025 13:48

JudgeJ · 31/01/2025 13:04

According to a member of our pub quiz team they're not too bad now!

Hmm, he might want to look at the league table. They are ridiculously inconsistent and it's hilarious.

marshmallowmix · 31/01/2025 16:01

Well what an uninspiring bunch …laughable some of them. The sub team leader in the losers team was a shocker!

The woman in the green suit was aggressive and nasty …can’t see her lasting long.

Karen looks almost unrecognisable what has she had done is it Ozempic and too much fillers she is like a wax work

Judgejudysno1fan · 31/01/2025 16:34

CrushingOnRubies · 30/01/2025 21:14

Yes!

Also think he's trying to be that contestant who flogged pillows

Me names Tom skinner mate, and I sell pillers.

Tomatotater · 31/01/2025 17:27

marshmallowmix · 31/01/2025 16:01

Well what an uninspiring bunch …laughable some of them. The sub team leader in the losers team was a shocker!

The woman in the green suit was aggressive and nasty …can’t see her lasting long.

Karen looks almost unrecognisable what has she had done is it Ozempic and too much fillers she is like a wax work

Edited

Never mind Karen. WTF has happened to Trinny Wood all? She was on Dragons Den.

Tomatotater · 31/01/2025 17:34

murasaki · 31/01/2025 13:48

Hmm, he might want to look at the league table. They are ridiculously inconsistent and it's hilarious.

My Dbro is a spurs fan and we used to live not far from WHL so I'd hear all about it. They have always been ridiculously inconsistent. It's beyond belief how predictable they were, even over years, with changes of players and managers- Do well, get to about 3rd then totally fall apart and finish about 15th. Every year!

murasaki · 31/01/2025 17:51

It wouldn't surprise me if 'Spursy ' enters the OED soon. Everyone knows what it means....

NeelyOHara1 · 31/01/2025 18:33

Disappointed they still had them marching in lines, the women in primary colours🙄

RonSwansonsChair · 31/01/2025 18:40

NeelyOHara1 · 31/01/2025 18:33

Disappointed they still had them marching in lines, the women in primary colours🙄

Lots more colour in the men's suits this year too! The clip fit next week showed whats-his-face from last year.... I'm going to have to look him up!

Edit: Tre Lowe!

IHeartMyTissues · 31/01/2025 18:49

RonSwansonsChair · 31/01/2025 18:40

Lots more colour in the men's suits this year too! The clip fit next week showed whats-his-face from last year.... I'm going to have to look him up!

Edit: Tre Lowe!

Edited

Tre is in next week's episode? No way!

RonSwansonsChair · 31/01/2025 19:02

IHeartMyTissues · 31/01/2025 18:49

Tre is in next week's episode? No way!

If it's not him I'm apologise profusely!!
Did anyone else see him?

IHeartMyTissues · 31/01/2025 19:47

The theme of creating a virtual pop star would certainly fit with Tre.

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