'The Wrong Turkey' 
Congratulations Alex and Katie, at this rate there will be no players left on tour, they will all be on their honeymoon, so there will have to be a mass wedding to prevent that happening, and weekend in a Haven holiday camp for the lot of them afterwards. Tim needs to look into it. Pesky tennis players, messing up the schedules.
I am that point of Christmas, where I have spent a small fortune on Chrismas dinner (there's only 6 on us, and I don't even eat the meat
)- but I have still been out every day to buy 'bits I've forgotten'. I'm full of a cold- thanks, DH
, so reek of Vicks. There is no food in the house that is not 'for Christmas' .
It is like a Peter Kaye sketch.