MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

Oh! It’s one of those dresses made of tights

I wish Sacha would sort her hair out

I wonder how long they're apart from each other before they meet up again to decide whether a bit more fame is worth the bollocks of it all.

Scorcher is losing it!

Oh God drama!

Drama bollocks

have your back?!? With vows😅😅😅

Oh give over 🤣

Why does he do that really horrible thing with his tongue?

Yeesh Scorcha. You were going to dump him anyway, get over ming!

What did Ross to say to upset sacha? I missed it,

Thank God for the ad break!

What did he do wrong???

Weird situation

Wow that went well

He didn't say that he will be moving to Walsall immediately

Didn't want to move 100 miles from where his child lives. To live in Walsall???

Hasn't got her back?! He's thinking about his daughter FFS!

Completely focusing on the wrong thing here, but I think she needs a stronger lip colour. 😄

If we ever put ourselves through this again can petition MAFS to BAN any mention of ‘banter’ or ‘have my back’
Any utterance or either results in immediate ejection

not a damn thing. Princess Ming is just playing up for the cameras and being extra

Loved the way she just snatched his vows. Didn't even wait for him to say them all!!!!

Live in Manchester.

The Walsall drama looks like a storyline created in post production, it’s really obvious with the way these scenes are edited and the audio mismatch

Love that KFC advert 🤣

He hasn't been seduced by the ice cream vans that take cards. Shocker.

Watching on catch up. Amy's best friend would not be stroking John if she knew what he'd been up to with Gaston