MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

I kinda want to visit this magical Walsall that she is so scared of ever leaving. Where you can enter but never exit. Where there are no trains, coaches or anything else.

Ross putting his child first makes him a million times more attractive imo. I'll move to Manchester for him!

Although I'm not sure I could take a man who called his DC Blue seriously!

Not even fucking Teams.

I propose adding 'girl code'...

They have to write the vows to give good and bad bits and (slightly) leave us guessing! That's the law even if it's Lacey and nafe!

Maybe in aus cam and Julie didn't do that as they were so clearly in love.

But everyone eise does both sides before the decision.

🤣

And have a young child

And backbone.

People in Walsall don't wanna live in.....er......Walsall. Unless they wanna steroid up and dye their beards Jet black..He's dodged a bullet

Can they get an electric shock? Every time they touch their fecking hair as well.

I've got a horrible feeling Ross is going to say he will move after all.

Is this on tomorrow and Thursday? I know there's a reunion but I can't figure out what else they'd have to put on that would cover two episodes.

Amy is constantly touching her hair

I think the reunion is 2 parter

It’s Walsall-by-Narnia of course🙄😅

To check it's still there.

Everything up top is numb with Botox

Whose shirt is she wrapping herself in?

Evening narky cysts!

Goodness knows what to expect for this final. Can't Sacha and Ross just meet up in Lichfield for dates while they decide? Think this is her get out clause or test or something. Unsure what. Don't think she'd truly expect a man with a small kid to just leave. She isn't daft.

Lace and Nafe will be fine

This will have ruined her makeup!😂

He didn't actually finish his vows didn't he?

Ah, thank you. They'll be pushing it though unless there's going to be a full on actual fist fight or something.

God she cries like a toddler!

Does sacha have any actual tears?

Yes, absolutely. Great shout. That defo needs to go on the list.

NOT A TEAR IN SIGHT !

And yet not a single tear has actually fallen out of her eyeballs