MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

Hard faced bitch. Total overkill Amy.

🤣🤣

Free parking all over the country. Front and back.

Amy was auditioning for a part in Hollyoaks I think. Proper BTEC acting.

Sacha’s Instagram stories are interesting….

I like Luke’s friend!

To be a tiny bit fair to Amy, who is an arsehole, we only know the lies we saw. I got the impression that there were more in private and that they started to wear her down. It was also clear that they constant sexy talking shit was getting to her from the moment they met. If she'd been honest she'd have binned him on or after the honeymoon but the call of fifteen minutes of fame is strong so she saved the savage honesty until the end.

I have a similar pair of bins myself...might have to rethink

Oh, it's in HampshSurrDorset end

Both Amy and Sasha are being savaged on Twitter!

Amy was brutal! Uncalled for, he wasn't that bad!

Thats the issue. He's pretty hot, nice enough, lovely home, decent job....

why was he single....I believe her that he's just not that authentic.

Sorry can I just say I read ‘front and back’ in Ross Gellar’s voice when he was talking about Rachel’s letter. That made me laugh.

My cousin wears specs like this too.
I have always had my suspicions about him!

I don't think so cos anytime she says what the lies are he told its always the same three things if there was more why not mention them

It's such a shame they've now gone down to three nights a week and binned lots of the cast because there'll be no place for her now. Boo hoo.

Lacey's natural hair is lovely.

Station's bra is doing some hard work.

I'm amazed, how far is Northington from Walsall?

Just catching up but John's various positions of recline demonstrate how badly this is all edited. He is causing all sorts of issues for continuity.

Nathan getting zero credit for remembering to tell her she looked amazing.

This is the most Nafe has said in the entire show

Just noticed it's a looong one tonite.

Amy saying she felt bad for hurting his feelings... clearly not that bad or she'd have been less brutal. That was like bad soap opera acting and way OTT.

Hope Nafe doesn't call Classy Lace Mrs Quif-bottom again!!!