MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

I feel really bad I dressed as a boob flashing widow, did a Year 7 performance piece and stropped of like a cow. Feel tiny bit sorry for Gaston now

Shame she didn't get her shoes stuck in the grass.

Well, she was burying their beautiful marriage after all.

I think he can do better

First time I saw them on him I said "serial killer glasses". Him, Dennis Neilson and Jeffrey Darmer.

I still would.

Exactly, so I’m not feeling sorry for him, lol

What a bitch!

At least he won’t see her mouldy corner ever again. Silver linings.

Me too

Me too!😁

I'm sure he's doing all right for himself now!

Well his white lies weren't even thay bad, so he didn't know what would count as a relationship so stuffed up the numbers. He did butler in buff a few time but it's not his main job so what's the issue 🙄 and he tore a pic up cos he knew she would ready badly if she saw it.

Poor John

😂😂😂

I see them as 70's porn glasses. Aka Terry Richardson.

Amy is a first-class bitch. Lucky escape for Luke.

She's bonkers till the end. He's dodged a bullet. He didn't even lie massively and he never asked her for the constant Truth ALL the time, she was obsessed with it.

That was harsh. No need Amy.

We’re still on Ross and Sacha. They’re at The Grange in Northington.
Not sure if they all will be?

😂😂

Gaston seemed more into than John to be fair

That was horrible. I know Gaston's made mistakes and been a total bellend at times but he didn't deserve that imo. I think they were wrong for each other from the outset, though.

Not after he frenchied her dog 😭

And boy was he right about her reacting really badly.

Luke no doubt will be able to park his Ford Transit properly going forward though.