MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

[browneyes77]

Get yam Ming on

Kieran reminds me of Nicholas Cage in Face Off tonight

Has anyone found Keirans ex girlfriend??

Mel’s thinking “Well you fucked up that task I gave you Kieran!”

Oh piss off Kieran

OK, so we are hearing the same 5 sentences being recycled once again. Now it's her being outgoing that's the issue. Just fuck off.

So Krisrina is like the nasty abusive ex?

Get fooked Kieran.

Have we had a single decent bloke this year?

Kieran needs treatment.

I've said it before - Kieran can't stand anyone being more lively than he is.

I feel like I need to copy and paste 'Fuck off Kieran'.

Nafe!

Lobotomy

No, no. She so isn't. Although that's exactly what he keeps on saying.

Kristina ffs dump him - dump him rn. he is just not worth this shit.

And he tells kristina not to cry. Fuck off.

Stop now, Kristina.

He's saying she's like the abuser or the other ex?

He's talking so much shite! And his little small hands are giving me the ick.

What is this amazing future he has all planned out? I thought he was an ex-clown who lived in a caravan. Is there a high flying career path for them that I don't know about?

I still really think Keiran prefers men and will carry on finding any excuse not to have a workable relationship with a woman.

Hear hear! I'm partial to Nafe and his awkwardness.

I'm so pissed off with him. I really liked him at the start. I've loved them as a couple and he turns out to be a total arsehole.

Kieran telling Kristina “Don’t cry”

Fuck off pal. You don’t get to tell her not to cry when you’ve just come out with a load of hurtful crap.

Kieran needs to let Kristina - and his 5 minutes of fame - go.

She's outgoing and it reminds him of the ex. She's a smiler so it reminds him of the ex. She brushes her teeth, so it reminds him of the ex. He is obsessed with the ex.