MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

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Get yam Ming on

When Amy watches this back, she's going to cringe at those godawful lips

To be fair that applies to every single one of them!

Gaston will defo get a panto in Kent.
They'll probably write his better lines into the script.

Thank you. My brain went wrong when typing.

Was he seriously suggesting her face doesn't move because of the Botox and he can't read the room because?

Jeez. Yes she's a plastic Botox face bore but that's awful excuses. Well done Mel calling that out. Gaston you rotter.

Have some self respect Gaston… come on. You are on national tv allowing yourself to be rubbished by this plastic face dingbat. There is literally nothing positive about her other than being bimbo glam.. I’d like to think men aren’t that shallow to allow this crap because he is “mesmerised by her beauty” 🤢

I only watch this show for the dinner parties, the retreat and the reunion 🤣

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Not Nafe though. He thought he was going on Blue Peter bless his heart. He only wanted a badge.

I hope they stay, the dinner party would be dull without Gaston.

She looks like a frozen Serena from Gilead

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Amy looks like a pantomime villain today

She looks like the panto witch in this 🤭

Maybe we could club together and get him one

Car park reference?

I'm glad they're staying for the LOLs

Oh yes let's. I'll look on eBay...

He didnt see it coming?

Stupid fireworks are so loud I can’t hear a damn thing! 🙄

Why is she acting like he's some kind of impulsive liar? He's literally told 2 miniscule white lies. I wouldn't even count omitting that you've been a stripper as a lie tbh. He just didn't offer up the info. She's bloody awful.

Should have gone to Specsavers

Well done Paul. You're keeping your job one more day.

Gaston just shut your mouth and get yer top off, all will be right.

'She was sleazy as fuck'. I wish he'd have the balls to say that.

Lacy's eyebrows are full on today