MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

[browneyes77]

Get yam Ming on

Christ on a bike Mel!!

Them puppies are out loud and proud tonight gal!

Blimey Mel is well chested !

Why has baby girl Ming (Mingette?) overdone her blusher to the point it looks like bruises - possibly in hopes that Daddy Ming will start an intergalactic war and lay waste to everything between Walsall and Manchester?

I think Mel needs to borrow that bra.

Bloody hell, it’s tits ago go tonight

He is yet to show any aggression or bad temper (I do not count the Alex incident where he was stoked up by Scorcha).

Well, there's only one episode of vow renewal, isn't there?
Usually there are two
Therefore it sounds like there will only be half the number to show, logic would say.

Dillite2

"Do those things really count as lies? To me it's more of a self-preservation than a deliberate lie"

They are lies and made her feel uncertain if he was telling the truth about other things.

The trouble is he does say what he hopes will get people to like him! He;s doing it now!

I can see Miss Piggy in Mel's outfit.

The thing is Amy is not trustworthy either! She threw him under the bus!

Break up tits?

The way Gaston is sitting...!!

Late to the party thanks to the Bake Off. I seem not to have missed too much given that Barbie and Gaston are first up. Huzzah!

'KIN HELL, Mel! Put them away!

"Difficult to read her facial expressions" 😂

Making changes at a cost

"at a certain cost" hahahaha

😂😂genius

Mel's tits are like puppies in a bag

She is too botoxed to read her face 🤣🤣🤣

Mel, Amy can’t make facial expressions because of all the Botox.

I think Mel has her tits out to try and distract us from the fact her Botox has worn off - if you look closely, her forehead can actually move a bit. Not seen that in 9 seasons

Mels tits

Not a good look

funny how they are giving Gaston a really hard time but the abusive Alex got away with so much more

Amy's dreadlocks are really annoying me. Who has the scissors?

Facial expressions don't come across.😂