Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

A haunted carpet fitter

Chunks of olive in the dessert. No thanks.

There's the poop. Just missing floppy

Oh Steve, Steve, Steve. Are you sure this career is for you?

OMG. You could serve that to an invalid with no teeth.

Aaahhhh, there we are. What I've been waiting for 😂

Byeee steve

Steve gives me hints of Andrew Scott as Moriarty in Sherlock…

An invalid with no teeth. Fucking sniggering at that

Gail and Jordan's undercooked potatoes are going through.

Steve and Kirsty are going home in a ball of shame.

He's probably got a side-hustle as the guy who laid completely the wrong carpet in my friend's house and then told her she could have it for half price if she kept it. (Her room was pale cream and the carpet was bright blue.)

I cba to.do puree so I chucked halved ones on. Can someone find out which restaurant he works at so I can avoid it?

I don't know why this in particular, it was just the close up on the half olive nestled in the chocolate mousse that made me really want to find the Mumsnet thread 😁

It's a peculiar image, that's for sure.

Poop with badly digested food this week is an upgrade from last weeks

We all nestle our olives in chocolate mouse here. It’s mandatory

I missed that image as I was typing!

I do feel sorry for poor old Steve. He looks very woebegone.

Och Steve. 🎶🎶🎶

Och Kirstie 🎶🎶🎶

The song they're playing in the background is "Picking Up The Pieces". Might take Steve some time to do that.

He's like someone Victoria Wood would have done one of her mockumentary sketches about.

I thought it was PigMan come back to haunt us for a wee minute there.

See you on Thursday!

That is so true

Looked like another poop dessert in there as well