Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

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Here we are Chuffians!

Jeez cook your tatties

Right? One job…

Doesn’t Jordan know it’s the lamb that should be undercooked? Tsk!

That dessert is so pretty. And tiny.

Marcus is right attention to detail like cooking your tatties

Jordan's pieces to camera are a tad Gareth from The Office.

FROZEN PEAS!!!!!

What a woeful episode.

Lamb might have been rested but it still bled all over her plate

Loving the colour. Damming praise

Frozen peas?! And after she waffled about seasonality

Jordan’s undercooked potatoes aren’t looking so bad now

Jesus this lot are shit

Poor Kirsty. That's a difficult day.

Is that fish cooked?

Pannacotta with not enough sugar, not enough lavender and too much setting agent.

I think Marcus has just described school dinner blancmange.

Did she not practice this 🤣🤣

Oh dear. This is not a stellar intake. Hopefully it means we can look forward to a big chunk of seriously good people later on.

What?? Not enough lavender?
It certainly looked like she added plenty of

Look, she got them in Iceland just yesterday.

Haunting is apparently Gregg's new critique. He must have learned it over the winter.

Well pulled back Gail! Egg tofu sounds terrible anyway

'Haunting' 👻 🤡 😂

Steve looks like a carpet fitter. I know not why.

Oh god, what have we got to look forward to? This chock-lit fondant is positively spectral? These tacos pack a punch like a poltergeist?

🤣🤣🤣