Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

If he says my mate Greg one more time .......

Jeez another dull menu

Steve's going to be like that chef-patron who didn’t use any spices or herbs.

I think about Ryan every time I add pepper to my cooking. (Which is every dish.)

Least he’s not cooking on fire

My kids all love marzipan. I tell them they aren't mine.

I thought osmanthus was poisonous.

Ooh grumpy fish

We can only hope…

There's a LOT of lavender in that. I hope she's going to strain it. Who wants a panacotta that accidentally had the contents of a lavender bag spilled into it.

Hopefully.

Peas.

Wow!

That's exciting!

(These people really need to get out more.)

Wow, Gail.

Osmanthus isn’t unique, though. I’ve got some in my garden.

Thank you Chef?. He's a bloody grocer!

The commentary today is particularly obvious. I am not sure what's going on.

I bristled at that too

That is a big burn from Marcus 🤣🤣🤣

Oh FFS. Did we jinx her?

"Your plastic is melting."

"Yes"

Which I assume means "that's a vital component of my Murdering Gregg Dish."

I'm imagining an Alan Partridge chocolate mousse scenario chez Fourq.

Melted plastic. Lovely!!

Marcus: Your plastic is melting.

Gail: And?

Marcus: That's going into our food.

Gail: And?

(She was so totally going to serve them that.)

They’re all a bit woeful today. Except maybe Jordan, and he’s unfortunately rather cocky.

He didn't cook them till they were cooked!

All that skill and you fall down on boiled potatoes.