Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

Oh Steve 😮

I missed everyone? Who do we like?

Got to feel sorry for the guy. But something tells me he won't make the grade in this round either.

I quite like Jordan and Gail, which would normally mean they're both going home, but we just watched Steve, so...

Not Steve!!

@Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride It's looking like Jordan.

Cremaux again!!

"Cook them until they're cooked" is what I say to DH all the time when he's asking me for cooking advice. He'll be delighted that a Michelin-starred chef agrees with me.

Cook them until they are cooked. Wise words Marcus.

I like Gail. Jordan is good. Maybe a bit cocky, but good.

You wouldn't want Steve flying your plane.

Fucking cremeaux again! And marzipan-devil's knob cheese.

I always thought it was a cremeux, but none of them pronounce it like that

I wouldn't even trust him to mow my lawn.

Jordan wants to win.
That usually presages a swift exit.

I like marzipan too. Not sorry.

I like Gail and Jordan.

that’s it

Can't disagree with you there. Add the Devil's colon (banana) and I am in hell.

Me too

I also can’t stand marzipan

That's a lot going on there Steve

No inspiration in this pudding

Marzipan is lovely.

Steve doesn't even eat chocolate or desserts in general. He is DONE.

Uh-oh, lamb alert

Never trust a man who doesn't like desserts. Limits the bedroom fun

'I don't really eat desserts.'

A sign of true evil.