Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

STEEEEVE

This is a nightmare.

Oh dear. A rabbit in the headlights. His mind's gone blank.
Poor guy. I'd do the same if I had to do a skills test!

Meltdown incoming

Oh Steve. Disintegration.

Don't cut off your fingers. No one wants fingers in their mousse.

He’s gonna burn his peppers!

These dudes just don’t wander in and don’t know there is skills test

cmon just stop flapping

We have ourselves a self-narrator. Unfortunately, he's self-narrating a nervous breakdown.

Mon got in before me…

Isn't charred food all the rage?

Ffs

Marcus is contemplating bashing Steve with a skillet.

Evening chuffs. Thought I was going to miss tonight as dhnwas watching footy but sadly the dodgy box froze.
He's a chef?

And Steve is contemplating bashing gregg

Aren't we all.

Raw prawn brain oil. Help.

Chef-patron even, OhWhat 🫣

Marcus basically can you not poison us please

Mmmm raw prawn head juice.

And I don't want to consider what Gregg sits there thinking about bashing.

He is well just😏

I’d like to say he can only be better cooking his own food, but I’m worried I’d be wrong…

Lord above, Esma, you need to come with a warning sign.

Haha quite

Some of his facial expressions were very Father Dougal.