Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

Big lardons of bacon there

Bacon???

Toffee apple.

Bacon? Nooo. I am firmly on the No Bacon With Desserts bench.

But Mon, there's no such thing as "Too much bacon"....

Bacon goes on a roll not your pudding

Plaintine. Oh Marcus. Those foreign foods are so tricksy, hey.

Sorry, I am in the "Everything's better with bacon" camp...

Puff puffs are so good.

There is when it's going on a toffee apple.

I'm not massively excited about any of these menus.

Chestnut, Camembert , walnut & white chocolate?

Just because you have apple sauce with pork doesn't make it ok to have toffee apple with bacon.

Why are these chefs being so wacky? Come back, Gail. All is forgiven.

Hell knows what was being quenelled there but it sure wasn’t for quenelling.

Pippa would make an excellent serving wench or milkmaid in Wolf Hall.

Come back Pooky and the blue rice.

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yeah that’ll do

But you can have it with pancakes and maple syrup, not much difference in concept

Have they ever said "We've made our decision and none of you are going through to the next round."?

Those Tarts Are No Good.

Rachide's first attempt to become the British Jay Z.

So good.

I'm feeling sorry for Gail from last week.

Pippa has 100% understood the signature dish brief. Good job, Pippa.

Brilliant 🤣

Girl done good but I can't help thinking about dog piss on weeds [sick]