Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

The quality of the 'professionals' this year is pretty woeful

Well Marcus you did ask.

Ha ha 😂😂😂

How is it so hard to make a poaching liquor

Monica: 'leave them, LEAVE THEM'

OMG. The Parmesan.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well at least each of these 4 is starting the next round from a base of fucked up

Ian, that was amazing. Thank you.

That understatement is perfection: It could have gone a lot better.

I've decided thwarted thespian Ian is a major knob.

🤣🤣🤣

Girding my loins for the next round.

Slightly apprehensive of what’s coming next 🤪🤪

I’d love it if they opened the door to get them in for the next round and they’d all run away in utter shame at their own incompetence.

I loved Marcus telling Ian (and I paraphrase) ‘it wouldn’t matter how much cheese you chucked on top, that would still be shit’ 😆😆

Bye bye Pippa

Full metal foraging here.

She's gonna serve weeds!!!

Weeeeeeeeed

marcus isnt looking convinced

DP just suggested that they have the skills test round to try to undermine any overconfidence and arrogance...

They may all prove me wrong but the unfairness is that much better chefs in other, tougher, heats have had to go home.

Pippa's going to singlehandedly solve Britain's entire Japanese Knotweed problem.

Tweezers

Pippa is my new favourite. This is ace. It's like a performance art piece. I am in awe.

Oh yes, quinoa that well-known British food.