Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

Oh Pippa this sounds exhausting.

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Totally agree!

Maybe she & Ian are in it together!

Beautifully bonkers strawberries and cream.

Agreed, it’s annoying when they have a Duffers Group. And these are the most duffers who ever duffered.

That was a lot of salt on that bird

Oh god, don't put them together

Plus we have to suffer nocky and celery-ack 🙄

This is always my issue. There can be four great chefs and one has to leave then four very average ones and one leaves.

Have to agree with gregg there. The Scots are out for the young lads blood!!!

Cranachan tart sounds good.

Cranachan is oats, cream, raspberry and whisky. End of.

I will never understand looking at a morel and thinking "Yes, I'd like to eat that".

Cra-NACH-an. Fucksake. Cccchhhh. Not K.

STOP SAYING IT.

And that’s just from Marcus!

You need to blind bake it!!!

I was just thinking that

Oh God, years ago I made cranachan as a pudding for a dinner party.
I made it in advance 😱
It was like alcoholic overnight oats (basically because it was, I suppose)

Does Ian only have one photo of him with his kids?

In advance!

I'd eat that for breakfast though, to be fair.

Baked toffee apple! He's trolling us!

Burnt cauliflower?!

Ah, the irony of Ian making a toffee apple. 😂😂😂

So after his Toffee Plum he’s going for Toffee Apple? Hmmm.

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