Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

Why does Sitwell take his glasses off to eat a bite then put them back on? 🤔

Shut up Shitwell. Don't you dare criticise Jordan.

I was wondering that.

Needs something green to set it all off.

I have sleepless nights worrying about where cherries go in a green peppercorn sauce.

Well done Jordan!

It's got green peppercorns, what more do you want 😄

Agreed. Needs a different colour to pop

That was food by a kid. What a star.

Looks like Jordan will have a happy 21st

It is beige though

Unless Gregg is about to pop out of a giant cake.

His family must be so proud of him.

Oh I love Jordan ❤️

He won't live till 22 so

Worst 21st ever, bro

That looks nice

Jordan is amazing!

IIRC, Popbitch had one or two stories about Shitwell's time as an editor that had the words 'drunk' and 'sozzled.' Fond of a looooong lunch was William.

I hate shelling bloody prawns. Take it off!!

Is anyone else's mn playing up?

No I'm OK

I love Popbitch. It's very accurate a lot of the time.

Gail's about 75% there. She's so interesting and I really want to her stay and grow.

Maybe it's a regional thing, but you all seem to be a minute or so ahead of me