Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

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Here we are Chuffians!

Gail having difficulty stopping saying "Worcestercestershire Sauce"

Shitwell got fired from Waitrose for suggesting vegans be killed. Wonder how Ritchie' is going to go down?

😁😁😁

@Halsall I also thought Uncle Fester but the love child of him and Sajid Javid is spot on 🤣

Rice cake purée looks like that glue you used to get in primary school.

I wish to adopt Dan post haste

Lobster lorry is out the back - does Greggg have shares in lobster pots?

Chopped up claws.

What are those stalky things on Gail's bench? I was hoping Marcus might ask that question for me, given he’s in a silly-question-asking-mood, but he didn’t.

I think she said something about Stem Lettuce?

Late here. A small child would no t sleep

Laudanum induced dreams, Ritchie. Stop hanging round with that Thomas de Quincey.

Pastry looks a tad thick in places, Ritchie.

I love mushy peas and mint. A match made in heaven and I'm from Essex originally

"No, never tried that"
Marcus' face is saying "And I don't want to"

You’re spot-on, Grouchy, 🙏

Evening all, have avoided posting because I did a binge watch earlier in the week and was worried I would accidentally drop a spoiler. A good crowd I think, the right ones went through after a couple of shaky moments, and have been delightful to watch. I am slightly in love with Young Fester, and I thinkMarcus is too, he seems so modest, and unaware of how good he is.

Beetroot and chickpea juice pudding? My, we are being spoiled.

Not the aquafaba, noooooo, please.

I had been sad that no one was doing a pudding, but I think I can do without Ritchie's one.

Same

Poached lobster versus mushy peas, hmmm, let me think about that one..,.

More rhubarb abuse....sigh

That looks lovely, Jordan.

Agreed. I'd probably go for the cheese board but I don't suppose there is one.