Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

It seems to have been accurate with all its stories about the crude things Gregg says during the filming of this show.

Sometimes it depends on whether your tv is a smart one or a dumb one.🤣

Dan may as well just take the trophy and walk now if Mon's expressions are anything to go by

I'm definitely calling Dan for the overall winner of the series! Really impressive.

Wonder who the mole is?

If you are watching on iPlayer it is always about a minute or so behind.

Oh no Dan!

Indeed @EsmaCannonball He doesn't do Inside the Factory anymore does he ?

Oops, spoke too soon. Sorry for jinxing you, Dan 😳

Staying calm even though his mousse has split. Good on him.

"Textures of asparagus" always makes me laugh.

The tv is smart but it's got me for an owner, so.....

Did the right thing tho! Taking the mousse off

But you still smashed it, Dan. You're amazing.

That tart pastry is messy. He's not very refined our Richie

Ah, bummer, worried for Gail now.

Oh bless Grace for those kind words. He’s a good chef. BUT (if the MC gods are listening) he isn’t final material, we don’t like him do we girls? We aren’t jinxing him, no no.

This looks very '1989 vegetarian student café above a left-wing bookshop.' (I went to a lot of those.)

How many go tonight again?

Not at all!!!

Just the one Potter.

Yes but how many vegan dishes do you think Shitwell has ever eaten?

It’s not meringue though Grace, it’s frothy bean water.

Oh dear not good for Gail so far

There can’t be anything worse for me than a dessert involving beetroot and to call it 'Beaten (Beeton?) Mess' is the final wafer-thin mint of vomitousness. Sorry, Richie.

(oh, and of course, aquafaba. Oh my god 🤮)

I've just started watching, what's a kfb?