MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

[Sunbird24]

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

“It may not be perfect but I got it up”…
Sounds like some of my exes!

Wait til they add the hispy and the rest. Then we KNOW they read us (which explains why I wasn't chosen for normal masterchef!!! They knew I'd win!!)

Mon is always lovely and encouraging to the young chefs.

Tbf, it’s not foraged as much as picked from a huge kitchen garden. Foraged from bish would have the subtle tang of drunks piss and the crunch of discarded vapes.

Use that carrot from……er, nose to tail, Chloe……

Uh, oh, she’s another self-narrator.

🤣🤣🤣

This is almost taking my mind off the fact that I fried fresh sardines this evening and the whole downstairs absolutely reeks

Has Chloe just accused her parents of childhood neglect? Like she went to school with scurvy and rickets?

Chloe has been spying on Mon.

And glass crunch!!

I want sardines

Chloe's goooooood

So Chloe likes any food that is up and coming and 'trending'. The young of today eh!

Monica's face.

”you guys clearly know what you’re talking about” 😁😆

Arse licking 🤣

I'll take fresh sardines over fried carrot any day. Sounds wonderful.

Praise indeed Mon and Marcus

Chloe is very competent.

Monica's fond smile

I like her. You think the team have told her to talk through what she is doing

Go Chlo!

Monica really loves it when the women do well. She's like a proud mum.

She's going to look like Post Malone by the time she is 23. She would probably call Gregg's bald pate 'the canvas of opportunity.'