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MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

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Sunbird24 · 19/10/2024 18:29

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

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viques · 01/11/2024 20:38

That looks delicious Chloe.

TheDogsMother · 01/11/2024 20:38

I love a scallop.

EsmaCannonball · 01/11/2024 20:38

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:36

I do not like cold soups.
”what’s not to like about them?” Lamb fat Mon. Clarty, stinky lamb fat.

I always find cold soup soooo wrong. There's something so unpleasant about it.

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:38

Go chole

Halsall · 01/11/2024 20:38

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:37

Thought Marcus said "tortoise" just then and I was about to cry a little bit.

<rushes to shield my tortoise's ears protectively>

Chloe's scallops look good. But they’re carping, hmm….

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:39

If you want final destination hun come to my road. Those log trucks go up and down all day every day!!!

TheDogsMother · 01/11/2024 20:39

That's a bit of a beige plate

Theeyeballsinthesky · 01/11/2024 20:39

Marcus likes it - that’s all that matters!

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:40

Colour is very one dimension not gonna lie

CurlewKate · 01/11/2024 20:40

Orlando is unimpressed by this year’s chefs!

MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!
Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:40

I like Chloe but I don’t think she’s finals material.

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:40

Kinda looks dull

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:40

The sauce brings the colours of the plate alive.

What a shame about tough pork.

ilovesooty · 01/11/2024 20:40

Tough pork.

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:41

Oh no. How is the pork tough. It's the easiest thing to cook. I can do it blindfolded

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:41

CurlewKate · 01/11/2024 20:40

Orlando is unimpressed by this year’s chefs!

So cool

jay55 · 01/11/2024 20:41

I wish laryngitis on shitwell

Halsall · 01/11/2024 20:41

Just noticed that Chloe and Rohit both have a huge bar thing driven through the top of their ears. I expect it’s what the modern young folk do these days.

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:41

jay55 · 01/11/2024 20:41

I wish laryngitis on shitwell

Yes. And yay for joining the shitwell bandwagon again for the year!

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:42

Ooh. Bad cut for Rohit.

ilovesooty · 01/11/2024 20:42

Poor Rohit.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:42

Oh noes!

Theeyeballsinthesky · 01/11/2024 20:42

ouch rohit!!

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:42

Halsall · 01/11/2024 20:41

Just noticed that Chloe and Rohit both have a huge bar thing driven through the top of their ears. I expect it’s what the modern young folk do these days.

I got one of them at 18 (but my ear wasn't the right shape for it so had to take it out) 20 years ago!!!

Oh dear his sponge

Sunbird24 · 01/11/2024 20:42

Eek, wasn’t supposed to be Rohit in the knife fight!

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