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MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

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Sunbird24 · 19/10/2024 18:29

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 31/10/2024 20:20

Fransgran · 31/10/2024 20:18

Maybe Rohit should've stuck with the engineering .....

Can you imagine his mum? “Rohit why can’t you be a successful engineer, instead of a terrible chef”

littlbrowndog · 31/10/2024 20:20

Oh Greg 🤢🤢🤢🤮

fourquenelles · 31/10/2024 20:20

littlbrowndog · 31/10/2024 20:19

She washed them after they were cooked

No way Jose! Why for goodness sake?

Sunbird24 · 31/10/2024 20:20

No Greggg, there’s lots worse than that…
Washed seafood and floppy beignets for a start!

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SuetyDumpling · 31/10/2024 20:21

That's a very fat burger. Bet someone does an undercooked burger.

TheDogsMother · 31/10/2024 20:21

Gregg 🤢. I'm sure he does it on purpose.

EsmaCannonball · 31/10/2024 20:21

'I can't remember ever having had a pork burger.'

He has one every single time he staggers home from The Hare and Hounds. But, technically, he can't remember having one.

PotterHead1985 · 31/10/2024 20:21

Oh god. 2 episodes in and floppy seems to be the word of the series

GrouchyKiwi · 31/10/2024 20:22

Bacon could be crispier.

PotterHead1985 · 31/10/2024 20:22

GrouchyKiwi · 31/10/2024 20:22

Bacon could be crispier.

Much crispier.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 31/10/2024 20:22

Oh bung it in the air fryer, best thing for home made burgers.

fourquenelles · 31/10/2024 20:22

Shades of The Menu. Please light up Gregg as a s'more

EsmaCannonball · 31/10/2024 20:22

'The smell of that burger is driving me to distraction.'

Gregg's cover version of David Bowie's Suffragette City.

viques · 31/10/2024 20:22

Can we just stuff all that burger into Greggs Gob, should shut him up for a good half hour, longer if he can’t breathe.

LaMarschallin · 31/10/2024 20:23

I know it's Halloween but do they need to show Gregg applying his face to that burger?
Pre-watershed too 🤢

TheDogsMother · 31/10/2024 20:23

Okey dokey Gareth.

EsmaCannonball · 31/10/2024 20:23

Military style kitchen = prison canteen
One star = the hygiene rating

littlbrowndog · 31/10/2024 20:24

This lad 🤣🤣

Halsall · 31/10/2024 20:24

This guy is arrogant. Let’s see what he can do.

And of course he’s a self-narrator…..

PotterHead1985 · 31/10/2024 20:24

Not a good loser but doesn't think it will be a problem. Pretentious much

TheDogsMother · 31/10/2024 20:24

EsmaCannonball · 31/10/2024 20:23

Military style kitchen = prison canteen
One star = the hygiene rating

🤣🤣

SuetyDumpling · 31/10/2024 20:24

"I don't intend on losing" claxon.

littlbrowndog · 31/10/2024 20:24

I think they are told to chit chat

ilovesooty · 31/10/2024 20:25

Kid card. Too early.

TheDogsMother · 31/10/2024 20:25

Hmmm not sure about Gareth and this kind of fighting talk usually precedes a fall.