Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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Can John think of any more imaginary 'problems'. We've had too many now.

My MIL and her late DH went on one of these. Loads of courses but they had to get sandwiches at the services on the way home!

Well done, Vito.

Vito has done a good job. That looks lovely.

£600 is insane.

Wet and firm. Two words on Gregggg's banned list.

I'm behind and dh has just shouted:

Shut yer face, ya bald twat.

I'm sitting here laughing my face off.

Wow that's expensive 😲

🤣

That looks like scrambled egg

Not long till Harry can go and barf in the loo.

I wonder what the loos are like.

Posh, hopefully.

'I could taste the halibut'

Well, yeah, you’d expect to.

Not that great now😊

Didn't some celebs do a posh train years ago, but think it was Morocco and the heat was unbearable, must have been so hard

I really like the dinner service.

'I want to put the knife through and feel very, very little resistance.'

Well, we could be getting our Murder On the Orient Express but, unfortunately, with Gregg as the perpetrator.

Booooo!

Fat needed more rendering.

We've had very few disastrous lamb dishes.

Wonder what meal you get on the way back if you have a return ticket 😀

It's shocking. I'm not sure there's been a lamb failure this year.

Raw chicken, though. Someone nearly got Gregg for us.

Tonight has pulled the lamb-ometer average score up a lot…

Honestly, for £600 I'd want this train to take me to Constantinople, not Didcot Parkway or wherever it's going.

Those bowls aren't very elegant.