Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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I'd love that. It would be like rich people and royalty had in the Victorian era and the beginning of the twentieth century.

Peeling cherry tomatoes. This is slavery!

Peeling tomatoes is such an outrageous waste of time.

Peeling 200 teeny tomatoes. Omg

…….Or maybe 'The Lady Vanishes', where the victim disappears from the train - in fact, she’s sedated and concealed in head-to-toe bandages with a fake nurse and doctor in attendance. The possibilities are endless, I tell you.

Where some unfortunate young woman will be forced to marry him because all her family are so poor

He’d have to be a villainous mill owner, competing with our hero (and Vito’s friend) Kai for the heart of a poor but resourceful orphan lass

Yes a terrible fate for some poor lass🤣

What kind of a wimp is Harry, seriously? Scared of pears? Travel-sick? Pah!

Why do they give them so much to do 🤦

@Sunbird24 I see him more in a factory setting lol.

Vito needs a hand

Maybe a vegetable processing plant?

But while he's inspecting the family coal mine he is kicked in the head by a lightning-spooked pit pony and she is left a wealthy widow, free to marry her handsome one true love, Vito the Italian knife-grinder.

Trains aren't usually a travel sick mode of transport.

Peeling bloody cherry tomatoes, what a waste of time, well in my world anyway 😉

@Sunbird24 yes or a custard cream manufacturer?

The train's obviously going to wait for them, let's not be silly now.

They always run out of time, but it'll be fine in the end

Oh my God, WTF does Jonty look like in his parka! Genuinely LOLing here at Esma's vision of him as a train-spotter. It’s spot-on 😂

Was just thinking the same, he looks a mess to be honest

Imagine you’ve booked tickets on this train - “so some random celebs are cooking the lunch instead of our trained chefs, and you may or may not get any food, is that ok?”

Two people in one of those kitchens and there would be a lot of rubbing of body parts.

I'm worried Craig is going to knock those trays over

It’s over £600 pp for the 'golden age of steam' trip including 5-course lunch.