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Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/09/2024 21:38

Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year. Thread one [[https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addict...

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EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:28

Terrible news. My four favourite semi-finalists are the last four standing. There is no annoying Joe Swash figure or Geordie Shore alumnus. Apologies for the asteroid that is about to hit the Earth tonight.

Sunbird24 · 17/09/2024 20:28

MouseMinge · 17/09/2024 20:27

John really did not want to hug H.

I thought that too!

Piggywaspushed · 17/09/2024 20:29

Proper posh train.

Ellenanora7 · 17/09/2024 20:29

MouseMinge · 17/09/2024 20:27

Because I only came to these threads late has it been discussed that surely H must be lying about never having cooked properly before - and then of course talking about cooking for his kids, I know it's a surprise that he has children, who knew! - because there's no way he learned that bloody quickly, just no way.

And he's gone!

It happens a lot @MouseMinge

Can't peel a spud one minute, the next they are gourmet geniuses

EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:29

Ooh, when I become a billionaire my chosen form of transport is going to be private steam train. I'll have my own library, my own bedroom, my own bathroom .....

littlbrowndog · 17/09/2024 20:29

EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:28

Terrible news. My four favourite semi-finalists are the last four standing. There is no annoying Joe Swash figure or Geordie Shore alumnus. Apologies for the asteroid that is about to hit the Earth tonight.

🤣🤣🍸

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GrouchyKiwi · 17/09/2024 20:30

Cackling at Gregg's themed outfit.

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ilovesooty · 17/09/2024 20:30

Ellenanora7 · 17/09/2024 20:28

Oh jesus you're joking 😄

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I watched an old episode of Scotland Yard today where someone was murdered with a knitting needle. 😉

Piggywaspushed · 17/09/2024 20:30

There was a really boring ITV programme (maybe C5) about these trains a while back. The kitchens are tiiiiiiny. And sway.

Blueberrycreampie · 17/09/2024 20:30

Train looks lovely!

Halsall · 17/09/2024 20:30

I’ve seen that train go through on our local line. It’s quite pricey apparently. Although I’m sure they got very cheap tickets when the Masterchef Slebs were cooking lunch.

littlbrowndog · 17/09/2024 20:30

This train. Beautiful. Same as you Esma. Bet it’s not the Scot rail trolley

EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:30

Gregg looks like he thinks the train actually takes you to 1924. John looks like he should be standing at the end of a platform with a notebook and a thermos flask.

ilovesooty · 17/09/2024 20:31

Piggywaspushed · 17/09/2024 20:30

There was a really boring ITV programme (maybe C5) about these trains a while back. The kitchens are tiiiiiiny. And sway.

Michael Portillo?

Blueberrycreampie · 17/09/2024 20:31

GrouchyKiwi · 17/09/2024 20:30

Cackling at Gregg's themed outfit.

He's a prize tit!

Ellenanora7 · 17/09/2024 20:32

ilovesooty · 17/09/2024 20:30

I watched an old episode of Scotland Yard today where someone was murdered with a knitting needle. 😉

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Hmm a knitting needle you say, might sign myself up 🤭

Piggywaspushed · 17/09/2024 20:32

ilovesooty · 17/09/2024 20:31

Michael Portillo?

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Oh no, not that classy!!

KnickerlessParsons · 17/09/2024 20:32

EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:30

Gregg looks like he thinks the train actually takes you to 1924. John looks like he should be standing at the end of a platform with a notebook and a thermos flask.

😁

Halsall · 17/09/2024 20:33

If they had any sense they could re-create Murder on the Orient Express and solve the Greggggg problem. No jury would convict.

Ellenanora7 · 17/09/2024 20:33

EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:30

Gregg looks like he thinks the train actually takes you to 1924. John looks like he should be standing at the end of a platform with a notebook and a thermos flask.

😂😂 very true

EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:33

Looking forward to Vito getting to grips with a rough puff in a sleeper train kitchen.

Piggywaspushed · 17/09/2024 20:33

Could just push Gregggg out of one of those oldfashioned doors that open outwards.

Ellenanora7 · 17/09/2024 20:34

It's just like the navy ship years ago Halsall, no one thought to shove him over the side

Piggywaspushed · 17/09/2024 20:34

EsmaCannonball · 17/09/2024 20:33

Looking forward to Vito getting to grips with a rough puff in a sleeper train kitchen.

Then next he assembles 20 tarts.

Blueberrycreampie · 17/09/2024 20:35

Gregg is hot footing it to his other job as an extra in a Catherine Cookson tv series.