Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

[GrouchyKiwi]

Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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I do for things like seafood linguine, DP doesn't eat fish etc, so it would he v expensive to do at home, I might as well have it done for me!

Otherwise I agree.

I would also never eat salmon when out

That salmon does look good. An eye-popping £32 on the menu 😯

We got a fish van comes round. His stuff is lovely

It seems they’ve put some thought into choosing a dish for Jamie to cook, as well as how to teach it to him and make it achievable to deliver.

Tamer and fire 😂

Love the décor of The Parakeet.

Wow £ 32 🫨🫨🫨

Cookery over fire.

Somewhere in Wiltshire there are a lot of nervy zebras hoping this doesn't give Emma any ideas.

Yeah bbq them

Salmon, i do at home. He tends to eat spam for his protein at those meals. Judge away, I do.

Sweet Slippery Mango....for gods sake I used to like mango, thanks Gregg 😡

Stripey animals should be grilled. It's only right.

This food looks better than the pasta place

I was just thinking they're fair-sized portions at the Parakeet, then belatedly realised they’re sharing plates 🫢

The glazing on that duck looks wonderful.

"Like carving marble" is a very relatable simile.

That duck ♥️♥️😎

Fuck me, the zebras will trying to buy some wire-cutters for their enclosure if they see Emma doing this.

Shame on you

we've lost sight of what a normal portion is 🤣🤣

Mea culpa. I’m guilty of not feeding a family of 6 with a small chicken and having enough leftovers for a week.

Find me one diner who gives a toss about a perfect quenelle.

Well if I've paid 32 quid plus drinks, I might, for a bit.

Dull dishes at the pasta place

Chef looks well pissed-off at the ruined salmon, and well he might.