Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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She must have known it was red team. She's wearing garnet earrings.

Of course Emma is used to giving instructions. She has staff.

Given that they are standing at most three metres from each other, I never understand why they have to shout so loudly in this round.

A split in its arse. 😂

'Do you know how to spatchcock?'

What Jake said the last time he saw a bird that small in his life.

I don't think Tamer likes not being the leader. He's trying to show her up more than work as a team. Knob.

That is a wee bird

Evening everyone looking ok so far.

Not vinegar! Lemon. FFS.

The shouting is wholly unnecessary

Tamer's a dick.

I'm finding it increasingly hard to believe they're doing this completely from scratch.

It always reminds me a bit of The Naked Gun when a policeman with a loudhailer was always standing about 6 inches away from two bystanders loudly instructing them to 'please disperse'.

He doesn't like following instructions does he?

He keeps doing what he thinks it should be instead of what the instructions say

Omg that chopping

Ok, I love Emma shouting 'Twins!' right when Tamer was being particularly arsey.

Asbestos 😂

Asbestos! 😂😂

Never had Cassava and, honestly, don't want to!

Asbestos. My lamb.

Asbestos 🤐🤣🤣🤣

Great. Ask a blind man to prepare poisonous cassava.

Next: Jamie and Jake head to a Japanese restaurant to fillet puffer-fish

Increasingly thinks whoever plans the recipes really is trying to kill Gregg.

I adore Emma's dress. Super appropriate for a kitchen.

That would be entertaining!