Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

[GrouchyKiwi]

Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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Especially when it comes to ice-cream. I don't want a quenelle of ice-cream, I want a bowl.

It’s just like teatime here with the toddlers and pasta

I’d like that duck dish - had duck for dinner and it was not at all pink, had to use a steak knife!

Emma’s hair is lovely

I totally want proper scoops to make a comeback for ice cream

'That dollop of puree is too thick.'

No-one will care!

Jake is annoying me about the grill, can't imagine how the people who are actually there feel.

Do we think the Italian chef went into Specsavers and asked for some Harry Potters?

Look out zebras. Emma getting one at home

'It's quite fun just shouting numbers.'

The Marchioness is after your job Gregg. Get on to your union.

Salmon and chickpeas. 🙃paying for that

Anyone else think it's a bit harsh to.expect a blind person to make perfect quenelles?
Emma is just too perfect.

Cut to Emma googling the word 'truck.'

'What we call…..Under the Cloche'

'What we call…..The Food Truck Challenge'

Why not just 'this is the Food Truck Challenge'? 🙄

Tempura prawns and food truck. Jeez

I love Tempura Prawns... I have a late onset allergy to prawns now so can't eat them any more 😢 😢

I love them. But on a food truck

I know if you are a street food person, Emma.

No.

Emma's food truck will feature lobster and champagne cocktails served by a butler. With a tweeny doing the prep and the washing up.

I love the Vietnamese rolls. But they take a team

Tortillas are tough to make without a press. <glares at the sack of masa harina I bought in.a fit of optimism >

And it will be pulled by a team of giraffes.

There's a lobster and chips van on the beach closest to us. It's apparently amazing but I am too cheap for that.

Thighs wide shut and the hungry clucker.

Is that north Berwick grouchy ?

Tsk for not making his own pitas.