Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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Agreed Grouchy.

Tartair sauce????

Fish and chip pie is a clever idea, though.

He is imagine being married to him. I would perhaps smother him one night

If it tastes like heinz, what is the fucking point?

'That tastes to me like it comes out of a really well-known bottle.'

Harpic?

Of course he can make ketchup now...

I love them being criticised for the very thing they think is shit about their ingredient.

Either Jake or the Gladiator to go.

Why that spun sugar. It’s cake. Not a prison

Marmalade cake is easy peasy, though. Sorry, Rochenda.

I was just thinking that. He hated Gnocchi because it's dry 🤣

LOL at that scene with wilted basil.

Alas I think Harry will leave.

I don't want Jake to go. He's very nice.

I realise this is irrelevant to cookery.

Boo.

I thought he was going to be as annoying as Swash but he was fine.

Sad piano music. Bye Jake

Yeah sadly I think Jake. Dominic it's too fucking late to discover potential.

That's a shame for Jake.

I.want Vito to win. He's a good cook and is not H.

'There's a MasterChef bug, everybody's caught it.'

Well, that's confirmed something I've always suspected about the state of Gregg's pubic hair.

Awww Ainsley. Will be nice to see him.

Ofgs 🤮🤮🤮🤮

See you all Thursday!