Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

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'It's actually a white sausage.'

The many times Gregg has fantasised about saying that to Christine, it wasn't in this context.

Christine was on a show they do every year where they go on a pilgrimage, around Easter-time. She was very nervous about food on that too.

I know him from I'm a celebrity and I think he married the daughter of the guy who won that year

Halloumi just gets grilled and put in a bread roll with bacon in my house…

Ick, mushrooms.

Mushrooms 😁

Lord above.

Batter that white pudding. Deep fry add chips and brown sauce

IMO the best thing to do with the white sausage and mushrooms is to toss them in the bin.

In fact, Eshaan was on the same show….as was previous contestant Spencer Matthews

Jamie has a lovely soft Scottish voice. You can really hear how much Gregg shouts at the contestants in contrast.

Jamie's got a lovely voice 😍

Jake has done loads of reality shows. He was engaged to Carl Fogartys daughter but didn't marry her.

As far as I know Christine is autistic so that could contribute to her food tastes.

There was a guy on this a couple of years ago and he was blind and he also did the pilgrimage show

My grandad was blind. He cooked for us

Have just had to explain to my children what the Full Monty is, and they are both baffled and horrified by the idea of people taking off their clothes for money. 😂

Why do they all come on l saying they want to learn to cooks it's masterchef, they should be good already. Hurumph:

He wants to get a cheque and go home Greg

Oh thanks I wasn't sure if they married or not

That bloke with the white gnashers has not a clue

I'm guessing Almost Steven Seagal is in those straight-to-DVD Danny Dyer-type films.

School dinners! Not another Swash.

He does look like him 🥳🤣🤣

Ooh posh!

Big portions, Emma? I bet she thinks five grapes is a big portion.

Emma can cook