Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

[GrouchyKiwi]

Couldn't find a thread. This is on now!

Hello!

Oooo I'm late I'm late, switched over from Aussie version.

Please can we have new judges.

54!!!😨

For a change I actually know who all of these are!

Snoochy only from Gogglebox.

I wouldn't have a clue with the sweetbreads and I'd never eat them either. Actually the only ingredients I'd have a fighting chance with would be the apples!!

'Bring that singing and dancing talent into the kitchen.'

That'll be H serving up some Findus Crispy Pancakes, then.

Gregg crosses Snoochie off his list.

Found you all - and CMC as well obviously!

I'm sure I've seen this episode before

I liked H's honesty on the lack of cooking, bet he turns up in later rounds magically better.

And a little bit of charcoal, from the look of that.

What type of rice are you? I'm a long-grain girl.

Worst speed-dating ice-breaker ever.

Wouldn't eat pigeon but that looks cooked properly.

Is she slightly channeling Vicky Pattison ?

I think they both have a lot in common!

They were on Geordie Shore together. They are just quite alike.

Is there a lower grade of celebrity than the being the poor man's Vicky Pattison?

Tragedy joke #1

A bit messy 😳

Snoochie shoots to the top of my favourites list by admitting she was thinking about her dog instead of John & Gregg.

Smoochie. Lumps of stuff

I'll happily think about the dog

Edith's looks quite nice.

Edith's sauce: now I'm thinking of Snoochie's dog.

Actually, after that shot, the sauce looks like cat vomit.

I’d definitely eat Edith’s but the sauce doesn’t look attractive